Letter to the UK

To the sub­jects of the Queen Elizabeth Battenberg-Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, in light of your con­tinu­ing fail­ure to choose wheth­er or not to creep away from the EU, we hereby give notice of the revoc­a­tion of your inde­pend­ence, effect­ive today. The Dogger Bank shall be rebuilt in order to end your island status and con­tin­ent­al­ise Britain […]